Weird Al-Gorithm Podcast

The entire career of “Weird Al” Yankovic,
analyzed & dissected one song at a time.
Hosted by Matt Kelly & Matthew Milligan.

Listen now on Spotify, iHeart, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts
Matt Kelly’s Parody Rankings
  1. I Think I’m A Clone Now
    Even Worse, 1988
  2. It’s All About the Pentiums
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  3. Amish Paradise
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  4. Smells Like Nirvana
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  5. White & Nerdy
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  6. Yoda
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  7. I Lost on Jeopardy
    In 3-D, 1984
  8. Fat
    Even Worse, 1988
  9. Headline News
    1994
  10. The Saga Begins
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  11. A Complicated Song
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  12. Gump
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  13. Confessions Part III
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  14. Foil
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  15. Whatever You Like
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  16. Handy
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  17. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  18. Jerry Springer
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  19. Livin’ In The Fridge
    Alapalooza, 1993
  20. I Can’t Watch This
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  21. Like A Surgeon
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1986
  22. Party In The CIA
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  23. Spam
    UHF, 1989
  24. (This Song’s Just) Six Words Long
    Even Worse, 1988
  25. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  26. The White Stuff
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  27. Ricky
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  28. Eat It
    In 3-D, 1984
  29. TMZ
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  30. eBay
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  31. Lasagna
    Even Worse, 1988
  32. Perform This Way
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  33. Phony Calls
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  34. Addicted To Spuds
    Polka Party, 1986
  35. Syndicated Inc.
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  36. Jurassic Park
    Alapalooza, 1993
  37. You’re Pitiful
    2006
  38. Trash Day
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  39. Taco Grande
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  40. Theme from Rocky XIII
    In 3-D, 1984
  41. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
    UHF, 1989
  42. My Bologna
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  43. I Love Rocky Road
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  44. Alimony
    Even Worse, 1988
  45. Living With A Hernia
    Polka Party, 1986
  46. Canadian Idiot
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  47. King of Suede
    In 3-D, 1984
  48. Another One Rides The Bus
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  49. Cavity Search
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  50. Bedrock Anthem
    Alapalooza, 1993
  51. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1986
  52. Grapefruit Diet
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  53. Do I Creep You Out?
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  54. She Drives Like Crazy
    UHF, 1989
  55. Here’s Johnny
    Polka Party, 1986
  56. Isle Thing
    UHF, 1989
  57. Couch Potato
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  58. Another Tattoo
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  59. Achy Breaky Song
    Alapalooza, 1993
  60. Stop Draggin’ My Car Around
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  61. The Brady Bunch
    In 3-D, 1984
  62. I Want A New Duck
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1986
  63. Ode To A Superhero
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  64. The Plumbing Song
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  65. Toothless People
    Polka Party, 1986

Matthew Milligan’s Parody Rankings
  1. Headline News
    1994
  2. White & Nerdy
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  3. Yoda
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  4. Like A Surgeon
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  5. I Lost On Jeopardy
    In 3-D, 1984
  6. Amish Paradise
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  7. Smells Like Nirvana
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  8. Fat
    Even Worse, 1988
  9. (This Song’s Just) Six Words Long
    Even Worse, 1988
  10. Foil
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  11. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  12. Gump
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  13. Eat It
    In 3-D, 1984
  14. It’s All About the Pentiums
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  15. The Saga Begins
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  16. My Bologna
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  17. Whatever You Like
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  18. Confessions Part III
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  19. Handy
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  20. I Think I’m A Clone Now
    Even Worse, 1988
  21. Spam
    UHF, 1989
  22. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
    UHF, 1989
  23. Jurassic Park
    Alapalooza, 1993
  24. Party In The CIA
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  25. Theme from Rocky XIII
    In 3-D, 1984
  26. The White Stuff
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  27. I Love Rocky Road
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  28. Addicted To Spuds
    Polka Party, 1986
  29. Phony Calls
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  30. TMZ
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  31. eBay
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  32. I Can’t Watch This
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  33. Perform This Way
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  34. Trash Day
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  35. Alimony
    Even Worse, 1988
  36. Ricky
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  37. Jerry Springer
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  38. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  39. She Drives Like Crazy
    UHF, 1989
  40. Taco Grande
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  41. Bedrock Anthem
    Alapalooza, 1993
  42. Lasagna
    Even Worse, 1988
  43. Syndicated Inc.
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  44. A Complicated Song
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  45. King of Suede
    In 3-D, 1984
  46. You’re Pitiful
    2006
  47. Here’s Johnny
    Polka Party, 1986
  48. Grapefruit Diet
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  49. Livin’ In The Fridge
    Alapalooza, 1993
  50. Living With A Hernia
    Polka Party, 1986
  51. Another One Rides The Bus
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  52. Cavity Search
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  53. Canadian Idiot
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  54. The Brady Bunch
    In 3-D, 1984
  55. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  56. Do I Creep You Out?
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  57. Stop Draggin’ My Car Around
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  58. Isle Thing
    UHF, 1989
  59. Couch Potato
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  60. Achy Breaky Song
    Alapalooza, 1993
  61. The Plumbing Song
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  62. I Want A New Duck
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  63. Another Tattoo
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  64. Toothless People
    Polka Party, 1986
  65. Ode To A Superhero
    Poodle Hat, 2003
Matt Kelly’s Original Rankings
  1. Everything You Know Is Wrong
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  2. UHF
    UHF, 1989
  3. Dare To Be Stupid
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  4. Frank’s 2000″ TV
    Alapalooza, 1993
  5. Melanie
    Even Worse, 1988
  6. I Remember Larry
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  7. Skipper Dan
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  8. Lame Claim To Fame
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  9. Albuquerque
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  10. Hardware Store
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  11. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  12. Nature Trail To Hell
    In 3-D, 1984
  13. This Is The Life
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  14. You Make Me
    Even Worse, 1988
  15. Since You’ve Been Gone
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  16. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  17. Close But No Cigar
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  18. Bob
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  19. Dog Eat Dog
    Polka Party, 1986
  20. I’m So Sick Of You
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  21. Ringtone
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  22. Your Horoscope for Today
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  23. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  24. One More Minute
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  25. My Baby’s in Love with Eddie Vedder
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  26. Don’t Download This Song
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  27. Trigger Happy
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  28. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
    UHF, 1989
  29. The Check’s In The Mail
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  30. Christmas At Ground Zero
    Polka Party, 1986
  31. Midnight Star
    In 3-D, 1984
  32. The Weird Al Show Theme
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  33. Generic Blues
    UHF, 1989
  34. Good Old Days
    Even Worse, 1988
  35. Twister
    Even Worse, 1988
  36. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  37. Wanna B Ur Lovr
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  38. The Night Santa Went Crazy
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  39. Waffle King
    Alapalooza, 1993
  40. Don’t Wear Those Shoes
    Polka Party, 1986
  41. Genius in France
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  42. CNR
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  43. Virus Alert
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  44. The Brain Song
    Medium Rarities, 2017
  45. I Was Only Kidding
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  46. Weasel Stomping Day
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  47. Mr. Popeil
    In 3-D, 1984
  48. Pancreas
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  49. Germs
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  50. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars
    UHF, 1989
  51. Velvet Elvis
    Even Worse, 1988
  52. Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  53. She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
    Alapalooza, 1993
  54. When I Was Your Age
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  55. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
    Even Worse, 1988
  56. Good Enough For Now
    Polka Party, 1986
  57. I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  58. Party at the Leper Colony
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  59. Truck Drivin’ Song
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  60. Craigslist
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  61. Spy Hard
    1994
  62. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
    Alapalooza, 1993
  63. Talk Soup
    Alapalooza, 1993
  64. Young, Dumb & Ugly
    Alapalooza, 1993
  65. Airline Amy
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  66. Let Me Be Your Hog
    UHF, 1989
  67. If That Isn’t Love
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  68. Happy Birthday
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  69. One Of Those Days
    Polka Party, 1986
  70. Cable TV
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  71. I’ll Sue Ya
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  72. That Boy Could Dance
    In 3-D, 1984
  73. Buy Me A Condo
    In 3-D, 1984
  74. Such A Groovy Guy
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  75. Traffic Jam
    Alapalooza, 1993
  76. Gotta Boogie
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  77. Callin’ in Sick
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  78. Buckingham Blues
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
Matthew Milligan’s Original Rankings
  1. Frank’s 2000″ TV
    Alapalooza, 1993
  2. Albuquerque
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  3. UHF
    UHF, 1989
  4. Dare To Be Stupid
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  5. Skipper Dan
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  6. Genius in France
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  7. Hardware Store
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  8. Pancreas
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  9. I Remember Larry
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  10. Everything You Know Is Wrong
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  11. Airline Amy
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  12. Melanie
    Even Worse, 1988
  13. Nature Trail To Hell
    In 3-D, 1984
  14. Good Old Days
    Even Worse, 1988
  15. Your Horoscope for Today
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  16. Trigger Happy
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  17. Virus Alert
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  18. Dog Eat Dog
    Polka Party, 1986
  19. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  20. Bob
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  21. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  22. Wanna B Ur Lovr
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  23. I’m So Sick Of You
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  24. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
    UHF, 1989
  25. I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  26. Mr. Popeil
    In 3-D, 1984
  27. Midnight Star
    In 3-D, 1984
  28. One More Minute
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  29. You Make Me
    Even Worse, 1988
  30. This Is The Life
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  31. Close But No Cigar
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  32. Germs
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  33. The Night Santa Went Crazy
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  34. Christmas At Ground Zero
    Polka Party, 1986
  35. Since You’ve Been Gone
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  36. Truck Drivin’ Song
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  37. Don’t Download This Song
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  38. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  39. My Baby’s in Love with Eddie Vedder
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  40. Ringtone
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  41. Velvet Elvis
    Even Worse, 1988
  42. She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
    Alapalooza, 1993
  43. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars
    UHF, 1989
  44. I’ll Sue Ya
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  45. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  46. Lame Claim To Fame
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  47. Generic Blues
    UHF, 1989
  48. The Weird Al Show Theme
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  49. I Was Only Kidding
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  50. Waffle King
    Alapalooza, 1993
  51. Twister
    Even Worse, 1988
  52. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
    Even Worse, 1988
  53. CNR
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  54. Good Enough For Now
    Polka Party, 1986
  55. Don’t Wear Those Shoes
    Polka Party, 1986
  56. Traffic Jam
    Alapalooza, 1993
  57. Buy Me A Condo
    In 3-D, 1984
  58. Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  59. Craigslist
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  60. The Brain Song
    Medium Rarities, 2017
  61. Party at the Leper Colony
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  62. Weasel Stomping Day
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  63. Callin’ in Sick
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  64. Young, Dumb & Ugly
    Alapalooza, 1993
  65. When I Was Your Age
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  66. The Check’s In The Mail
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  67. That Boy Could Dance
    In 3-D, 1984
  68. Happy Birthday
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  69. Gotta Boogie
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  70. If That Isn’t Love
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  71. Talk Soup
    Alapalooza, 1993
  72. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
    Alapalooza, 1993
  73. Cable TV
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  74. Let Me Be Your Hog
    UHF, 1989
  75. One Of Those Days
    Polka Party, 1986
  76. Such A Groovy Guy
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  77. Spy Hard
    1994
  78. Buckingham Blues
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983

Matt Kelly’s Polka Rankings
  1. The Alternative Polka
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  2. Polka Power!
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  3. Polka Face
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  4. Polka Your Eyes Out
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  5. Angry White Boy Polka
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  6. Hooked On Polkas
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  7. Polkarama!
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  8. Bohemian Polka
    Alapalooza, 1993
  9. Polkas On 45
    In 3-D, 1984
  10. Polka Party!
    Polka Party, 1986
  11. The Hot Rocks Polka
    UHF, 1989
  12. Polkamon
    Pokémon The Movie 2000, 2000

Matthew Milligan’s Polka Rankings
  1. Polka Power!
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  2. Polka Face
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  3. Polkarama!
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  4. The Alternative Polka
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  5. Polka Your Eyes Out
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  6. Angry White Boy Polka
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  7. Polka Party!
    Polka Party, 1986
  8. The Hot Rocks Polka
    UHF, 1989
  9. Hooked On Polkas
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  10. Polkas on 45
    In 3-D, 1984
  11. Polkamon
    Pokémon The Movie 2000, 2000
  12. Bohemian Polka
    Alapalooza, 1993
Matt Kelly’s Album Rankings
  1. Bad Hair Day (1996)
  2. Even Worse (1988)
  3. Running With Scissors (1999)
  4. Dare To Be Stupid (1985)
  5. Straight Outta Lynwood (2006)
  6. In 3-D (1984)
  7. Alpocalypse (1984)
  8. Off The Deep End (1992)
  9. “Weird Al” Yankovic (1983)
  10. Polka Party! (1986)
  11. Alapalooza (1993)
  12. Poodle Hat (2003)
  13. Peter & The Wolf (1988)
  14. UHF – Original Motion Picture Soundtrack and Other Stuff (1989)

Matthew Milligan’s Album Rankings
  1. Even Worse (1988)
  2. Running With Scissors (1999)
  3. Bad Hair Day (1996)
  4. In 3-D (1984)
  5. Dare To Be Stupid (1985)
  6. Straight Outta Lynwood (2006)
  7. Off The Deep End (1992)
  8. Alpocalypse (2011)
  9. “Weird Al” Yankovic (1983)
  10. UHF – Original Motion Picture Soundtrack and Other Stuff (1989)
  11. Poodle Hat (2003)
  12. Peter & The Wolf (1988)
  13. Polka Party! (1986)
  14. Alapalooza (1993)
Matt Kelly’s Music Video Rankings
  1. Dare To Be Stupid
  2. Fat
  3. White & Nerdy
  4. Amish Paradise
  5. Smells Like Nirvana
  6. UHF
  7. Jurassic Park
  8. Lame Claim To Fame
  9. It’s All About the Pentiums
  10. Headline News
  11. Christmas At Ground Zero
  12. Like A Surgeon
  13. Eat It
  14. Foil
  15. Don’t Download This Song
  16. Handy
  17. Gump
  18. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
  19. Whatever You Like
  20. I Lost On Jeopardy
  21. Ricky
  22. Ringtone
  23. Perform This Way
  24. Weasel Stomping Day
  25. Party In The CIA
  26. TMZ
  27. CNR
  28. Do I Creep You Out?
  29. Virus Alert
  30. Bob
  31. One More Minute
  32. Polka Face
  33. The Saga Begins
  34. I Love Rocky Road
  35. Close But No Cigar
  36. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
  37. Your Horoscope for Today
  38. Living With A Hernia
  39. Spy Hard
  40. This Is The Life
  41. Skipper Dan
  42. If That Isn’t Love
  43. I’ll Sue Ya
  44. Bedrock Anthem
  45. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
  46. Craigslist
  47. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
  48. Another Tattoo
  49. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
  50. Pancreas
Matthew Milligan’s Music Video Rankings
  1. Dare To Be Stupid
  2. Fat
  3. White & Nerdy
  4. Jurassic Park
  5. Amish Paradise
  6. It’s All About the Pentiums
  7. Smells Like Nirvana
  8. Headline News
  9. Don’t Download This Song
  10. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
  11. I Lost On Jeopardy
  12. Foil
  13. Weasel Stomping Day
  14. UHF
  15. Eat It
  16. Like A Surgeon
  17. TMZ
  18. Lame Claim To Fame
  19. Whatever You Like
  20. Handy
  21. Do I Creep You Out?
  22. Bob
  23. Virus Alert
  24. Gump
  25. Christmas At Ground Zero
  26. This Is The Life
  27. The Saga Begins
  28. One More Minute
  29. Perform This Way
  30. Ricky
  31. I Love Rocky Road
  32. Close But No Cigar
  33. Party In The CIA
  34. CNR
  35. Bedrock Anthem
  36. Living With A Hernia
  37. Your Horoscope for Today
  38. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
  39. Skipper Dan
  40. Polka Face
  41. Spy Hard
  42. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
  43. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
  44. Ringtone
  45. Another Tattoo
  46. Craigslist
  47. I’ll Sue Ya
  48. Pancreas
  49. If That Isn’t Love
  50. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
Special Guest Song Rankings^
  1. Nature Trail To Hell
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  2. Party In The CIA
    Special Guest: MC Frontalot
  3. Amish Paradise
    Special Guest: Robert Bacon
  4. Don’t Wear Those Shoes
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  5. White & Nerdy
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  6. (This Song’s Just) Six Words Long
    Special Guest: Paul Scheer
  7. Genius In France
    Special Guest: Lisa Hammer
  8. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
    Special Guest: Allie Goertz
  9. The Saga Begins
    Special Guest: Rob Harvilla
  10. Everything You Know Is Wrong
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  11. Foil
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  12. The White Stuff
    Special Guest: Jim Logrando
  13. Christmas At Ground Zero
    Special Guest: MC Frontalot
  14. You Make Me
    Special Guest: C Philip Zarina
  15. One More Minute
    Special Guest: A.J. Santini
  16. Bob
    Special Guest: Chris DeMakes
  17. Eat It
    Special Guest: Chris Fafalios
  18. Melanie
    Special Guest: Allie Goertz
  19. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
    Special Guest: Nate Lopez
  20. Albuquerque
    Special Guest: Dave Rossi, Ethan Ullman, Kelly Phillips, Jeff Nucera
  21. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  22. Confessions Part III
    Special Guest: A.J. Santini
  23. Smells Like Nirvana
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  24. Virus Alert
    Special Guest: Jacob Godbey
  25. Germs
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  26. Jerry Springer
    Special Guest: Curtis Fortier
  27. Since You’ve Been Gone
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  28. Party at the Leper Colony
    Special Guest: Loz City
  29. Good Enough For Now
    Special Guest: Cowboy Coder
  30. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
    Special Guest: Jaret Reddick
  31. Your Horoscope for Today
    Special Guest: Gary Mastriano
  32. Polka Your Eyes Out
    Special Guest: Mark Hampton
  33. Polka Power!
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  34. Truck Drivin’ Song
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  35. Bedrock Anthem
    Special Guest: Matt DiStefano
  36. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
    Special Guest: John Wlaysewski
  37. Pancreas
    Special Guest: Mark Popeney
  38. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
    Special Guest: Patrick McDonald
  39. Lasagna
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  40. A Complicated Song
    Special Guest: Robert Bacon
  41. Yoda
    Special Guest: Brendan B. Brown
  42. Frank’s 2000″ TV
    Special Guest: Josh Forbes
  43. I Lost on Jeopardy
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  44. Like A Surgeon
    Special Guest: Chris Fafalios
  45. Handy
    Special Guest: Eric Appel
  46. It’s All About the Pentiums
    Special Guest: Eric Conner
  47. King of Suede
    Special Guest: Jim Logrando
  48. Good Old Days
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  49. Trigger Happy
    Special Guest: A.J. Santini
  50. Waffle King
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  51. The Night Santa Went Crazy
    Special Guest: Lily Hirsch
  52. CNR
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  53. Grapefruit Diet
    Special Guest: Levi Wilson
  54. The Alternative Polka
    Special Guest: Ray Padgett
  55. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
    Special Guest: James L Sutter
  56. Gump
    Special Guest: C Philip Zarina
  57. Don’t Download This Song
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  58. Achy Breaky Song
    Special Guest: Taylor Morden
  59. Trash Day
    Special Guest: Josh Pilch
  60. Livin’ in the Fridge
    Special Guest: Kevin Shinick
  61. Spam
    Special Guest: Olive Hui
  62. You’re Pitiful
    Special Guest: John Wlaysewski
  63. The Hot Rocks Polka
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  64. Syndicated Inc.
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  65. Hooked On Polkas
    Special Guest: James Kochalka
  66. Perform This Way
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  67. Canadian Idiot
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  68. When I Was Your Age
    Special Guests: Schaffer the Darklord & MC Lars
  69. TMZ
    Special Guest: Eric Conner
  70. Living With A Hernia
    Special Guest: Jim Logrando
  71. Peter & The Wolf
    Special Guest: Mark Popeney
  72. Let Me Be Your Hog
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  73. Phony Calls
    Special Guest: Dave Rossi & Ethan Ullman
  74. It’s Still Billy Joel To Me
    Special Guest: Dustin Rubin
  75. Taco Grande
    Special Guest: Lily Hirsch
  76. Weasel Stomping Day
    Special Guest: Tony Hartman
  77. I’ll Sue Ya
    Special Guest: Dave Rossi & Ethan Ullman
  78. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
    Special Guest: Levi Wilson

^At the end of each episode, special guests rank the song they’ve selected against all previous guest song choices, and are then allowed to re-rank one other song on this list if they feel its current position is not accurate. Consequently, the position of a song on this list is not necessarily reflective of the original guest’s opinion of that track, nor is it in any way reflective of the views of your hosts.

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