Weird Al-Gorithm Podcast

The entire career of “Weird Al” Yankovic,
analyzed & dissected one song at a time.
Hosted by Matt Kelly & Matthew Milligan.

Listen now on Spotify, iHeart, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts
Matt Kelly’s Parody Rankings
  1. I Think I’m A Clone Now
    Even Worse, 1988
  2. It’s All About the Pentiums
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  3. Amish Paradise
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  4. Smells Like Nirvana
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  5. White & Nerdy
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  6. Yoda
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  7. I Lost on Jeopardy
    In 3-D, 1984
  8. Fat
    Even Worse, 1988
  9. Headline News
    1994
  10. The Saga Begins
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  11. Word Crimes
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  12. A Complicated Song
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  13. Gump
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  14. Confessions Part III
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  15. Foil
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  16. Whatever You Like
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  17. Handy
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  18. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  19. Jerry Springer
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  20. Livin’ In The Fridge
    Alapalooza, 1993
  21. I Can’t Watch This
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  22. Like A Surgeon
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1986
  23. Party In The CIA
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  24. Spam
    UHF, 1989
  25. (This Song’s Just) Six Words Long
    Even Worse, 1988
  26. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  27. The White Stuff
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  28. Ricky
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  29. Eat It
    In 3-D, 1984
  30. TMZ
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  31. eBay
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  32. Lasagna
    Even Worse, 1988
  33. Perform This Way
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  34. Phony Calls
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  35. Addicted To Spuds
    Polka Party, 1986
  36. Syndicated Inc.
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  37. Jurassic Park
    Alapalooza, 1993
  38. You’re Pitiful
    2006
  39. Trash Day
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  40. Taco Grande
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  41. Theme from Rocky XIII
    In 3-D, 1984
  42. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
    UHF, 1989
  43. My Bologna
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  44. I Love Rocky Road
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  45. Alimony
    Even Worse, 1988
  46. Living With A Hernia
    Polka Party, 1986
  47. Canadian Idiot
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  48. King of Suede
    In 3-D, 1984
  49. Another One Rides The Bus
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  50. Cavity Search
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  51. Bedrock Anthem
    Alapalooza, 1993
  52. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1986
  53. Grapefruit Diet
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  54. Do I Creep You Out?
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  55. She Drives Like Crazy
    UHF, 1989
  56. Here’s Johnny
    Polka Party, 1986
  57. Isle Thing
    UHF, 1989
  58. Couch Potato
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  59. Another Tattoo
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  60. Achy Breaky Song
    Alapalooza, 1993
  61. Stop Draggin’ My Car Around
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  62. The Brady Bunch
    In 3-D, 1984
  63. I Want A New Duck
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1986
  64. Ode To A Superhero
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  65. The Plumbing Song
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  66. Toothless People
    Polka Party, 1986

Matthew Milligan’s Parody Rankings
  1. Headline News
    1994
  2. White & Nerdy
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  3. Yoda
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  4. Like A Surgeon
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  5. I Lost On Jeopardy
    In 3-D, 1984
  6. Amish Paradise
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  7. Smells Like Nirvana
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  8. Fat
    Even Worse, 1988
  9. (This Song’s Just) Six Words Long
    Even Worse, 1988
  10. Foil
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  11. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  12. Gump
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  13. Eat It
    In 3-D, 1984
  14. It’s All About the Pentiums
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  15. The Saga Begins
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  16. My Bologna
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  17. Whatever You Like
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  18. Confessions Part III
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  19. Handy
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  20. Word Crimes
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  21. I Think I’m A Clone Now
    Even Worse, 1988
  22. Spam
    UHF, 1989
  23. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
    UHF, 1989
  24. Jurassic Park
    Alapalooza, 1993
  25. Party In The CIA
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  26. Theme from Rocky XIII
    In 3-D, 1984
  27. The White Stuff
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  28. I Love Rocky Road
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  29. Addicted To Spuds
    Polka Party, 1986
  30. Phony Calls
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  31. TMZ
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  32. eBay
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  33. I Can’t Watch This
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  34. Perform This Way
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  35. Trash Day
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  36. Alimony
    Even Worse, 1988
  37. Ricky
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  38. Jerry Springer
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  39. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  40. She Drives Like Crazy
    UHF, 1989
  41. Taco Grande
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  42. Bedrock Anthem
    Alapalooza, 1993
  43. Lasagna
    Even Worse, 1988
  44. Syndicated Inc.
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  45. A Complicated Song
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  46. King of Suede
    In 3-D, 1984
  47. You’re Pitiful
    2006
  48. Here’s Johnny
    Polka Party, 1986
  49. Grapefruit Diet
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  50. Livin’ In The Fridge
    Alapalooza, 1993
  51. Living With A Hernia
    Polka Party, 1986
  52. Another One Rides The Bus
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  53. Cavity Search
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  54. Canadian Idiot
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  55. The Brady Bunch
    In 3-D, 1984
  56. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  57. Do I Creep You Out?
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  58. Stop Draggin’ My Car Around
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  59. Isle Thing
    UHF, 1989
  60. Couch Potato
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  61. Achy Breaky Song
    Alapalooza, 1993
  62. The Plumbing Song
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  63. I Want A New Duck
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  64. Another Tattoo
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  65. Toothless People
    Polka Party, 1986
  66. Ode To A Superhero
    Poodle Hat, 2003
Matt Kelly’s Original Rankings
  1. Everything You Know Is Wrong
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  2. UHF
    UHF, 1989
  3. Dare To Be Stupid
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  4. Frank’s 2000″ TV
    Alapalooza, 1993
  5. Melanie
    Even Worse, 1988
  6. I Remember Larry
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  7. Skipper Dan
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  8. Lame Claim To Fame
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  9. Albuquerque
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  10. Hardware Store
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  11. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  12. Nature Trail To Hell
    In 3-D, 1984
  13. This Is The Life
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  14. You Make Me
    Even Worse, 1988
  15. Since You’ve Been Gone
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  16. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  17. Close But No Cigar
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  18. Bob
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  19. Dog Eat Dog
    Polka Party, 1986
  20. I’m So Sick Of You
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  21. Ringtone
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  22. Your Horoscope for Today
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  23. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  24. One More Minute
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  25. My Baby’s in Love with Eddie Vedder
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  26. Don’t Download This Song
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  27. Trigger Happy
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  28. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
    UHF, 1989
  29. The Check’s In The Mail
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  30. Christmas At Ground Zero
    Polka Party, 1986
  31. Midnight Star
    In 3-D, 1984
  32. The Weird Al Show Theme
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  33. Generic Blues
    UHF, 1989
  34. Good Old Days
    Even Worse, 1988
  35. Twister
    Even Worse, 1988
  36. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  37. Wanna B Ur Lovr
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  38. The Night Santa Went Crazy
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  39. Waffle King
    Alapalooza, 1993
  40. Don’t Wear Those Shoes
    Polka Party, 1986
  41. Genius in France
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  42. CNR
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  43. Virus Alert
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  44. The Brain Song
    Medium Rarities, 2017
  45. I Was Only Kidding
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  46. Sports Song
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  47. Weasel Stomping Day
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  48. Mr. Popeil
    In 3-D, 1984
  49. Pancreas
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  50. Germs
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  51. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars
    UHF, 1989
  52. Velvet Elvis
    Even Worse, 1988
  53. Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  54. She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
    Alapalooza, 1993
  55. When I Was Your Age
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  56. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
    Even Worse, 1988
  57. Good Enough For Now
    Polka Party, 1986
  58. I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  59. My Own Eyes
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  60. Party at the Leper Colony
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  61. Truck Drivin’ Song
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  62. Craigslist
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  63. Spy Hard
    1994
  64. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
    Alapalooza, 1993
  65. Talk Soup
    Alapalooza, 1993
  66. Young, Dumb & Ugly
    Alapalooza, 1993
  67. Airline Amy
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  68. Let Me Be Your Hog
    UHF, 1989
  69. If That Isn’t Love
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  70. Happy Birthday
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  71. One Of Those Days
    Polka Party, 1986
  72. Cable TV
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  73. I’ll Sue Ya
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  74. That Boy Could Dance
    In 3-D, 1984
  75. Buy Me A Condo
    In 3-D, 1984
  76. Such A Groovy Guy
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  77. Traffic Jam
    Alapalooza, 1993
  78. Gotta Boogie
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  79. Callin’ in Sick
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  80. Buckingham Blues
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
Matthew Milligan’s Original Rankings
  1. Frank’s 2000″ TV
    Alapalooza, 1993
  2. Albuquerque
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  3. UHF
    UHF, 1989
  4. Dare To Be Stupid
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  5. Skipper Dan
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  6. Genius in France
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  7. Hardware Store
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  8. Pancreas
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  9. I Remember Larry
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  10. Everything You Know Is Wrong
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  11. Airline Amy
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  12. Melanie
    Even Worse, 1988
  13. Nature Trail To Hell
    In 3-D, 1984
  14. Good Old Days
    Even Worse, 1988
  15. Your Horoscope for Today
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  16. Trigger Happy
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  17. Virus Alert
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  18. Dog Eat Dog
    Polka Party, 1986
  19. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  20. Bob
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  21. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  22. Wanna B Ur Lovr
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  23. I’m So Sick Of You
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  24. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
    UHF, 1989
  25. I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  26. Mr. Popeil
    In 3-D, 1984
  27. Midnight Star
    In 3-D, 1984
  28. One More Minute
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  29. You Make Me
    Even Worse, 1988
  30. This Is The Life
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  31. Close But No Cigar
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  32. Germs
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  33. The Night Santa Went Crazy
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  34. Christmas At Ground Zero
    Polka Party, 1986
  35. Since You’ve Been Gone
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  36. Truck Drivin’ Song
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  37. Don’t Download This Song
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  38. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  39. My Baby’s in Love with Eddie Vedder
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  40. Ringtone
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  41. Velvet Elvis
    Even Worse, 1988
  42. She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
    Alapalooza, 1993
  43. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars
    UHF, 1989
  44. I’ll Sue Ya
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  45. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  46. Lame Claim To Fame
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  47. Generic Blues
    UHF, 1989
  48. The Weird Al Show Theme
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  49. I Was Only Kidding
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  50. Waffle King
    Alapalooza, 1993
  51. Twister
    Even Worse, 1988
  52. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
    Even Worse, 1988
  53. CNR
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  54. Good Enough For Now
    Polka Party, 1986
  55. Don’t Wear Those Shoes
    Polka Party, 1986
  56. Traffic Jam
    Alapalooza, 1993
  57. Buy Me A Condo
    In 3-D, 1984
  58. Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  59. Craigslist
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  60. The Brain Song
    Medium Rarities, 2017
  61. Party at the Leper Colony
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  62. Weasel Stomping Day
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  63. Sports Song
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  64. Callin’ in Sick
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  65. Young, Dumb & Ugly
    Alapalooza, 1993
  66. When I Was Your Age
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  67. The Check’s In The Mail
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  68. That Boy Could Dance
    In 3-D, 1984
  69. Happy Birthday
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  70. Gotta Boogie
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  71. My Own Eyes
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  72. If That Isn’t Love
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  73. Talk Soup
    Alapalooza, 1993
  74. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
    Alapalooza, 1993
  75. Cable TV
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  76. Let Me Be Your Hog
    UHF, 1989
  77. One Of Those Days
    Polka Party, 1986
  78. Such A Groovy Guy
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  79. Spy Hard
    1994
  80. Buckingham Blues
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983

Matt Kelly’s Polka Rankings
  1. The Alternative Polka
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  2. Polka Power!
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  3. Polka Face
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  4. Polka Your Eyes Out
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  5. Angry White Boy Polka
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  6. Hooked On Polkas
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  7. Polkarama!
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  8. Bohemian Polka
    Alapalooza, 1993
  9. Polkas On 45
    In 3-D, 1984
  10. Polka Party!
    Polka Party, 1986
  11. The Hot Rocks Polka
    UHF, 1989
  12. Polkamon
    Pokémon The Movie 2000, 2000

Matthew Milligan’s Polka Rankings
  1. Polka Power!
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  2. Polka Face
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  3. Polkarama!
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  4. The Alternative Polka
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  5. Polka Your Eyes Out
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  6. Angry White Boy Polka
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  7. Polka Party!
    Polka Party, 1986
  8. The Hot Rocks Polka
    UHF, 1989
  9. Hooked On Polkas
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  10. Polkas on 45
    In 3-D, 1984
  11. Polkamon
    Pokémon The Movie 2000, 2000
  12. Bohemian Polka
    Alapalooza, 1993
Matt Kelly’s Album Rankings
  1. Bad Hair Day (1996)
  2. Even Worse (1988)
  3. Running With Scissors (1999)
  4. Dare To Be Stupid (1985)
  5. Straight Outta Lynwood (2006)
  6. In 3-D (1984)
  7. Alpocalypse (1984)
  8. Off The Deep End (1992)
  9. “Weird Al” Yankovic (1983)
  10. Polka Party! (1986)
  11. Alapalooza (1993)
  12. Poodle Hat (2003)
  13. Peter & The Wolf (1988)
  14. UHF – Original Motion Picture Soundtrack and Other Stuff (1989)

Matthew Milligan’s Album Rankings
  1. Even Worse (1988)
  2. Running With Scissors (1999)
  3. Bad Hair Day (1996)
  4. In 3-D (1984)
  5. Dare To Be Stupid (1985)
  6. Straight Outta Lynwood (2006)
  7. Off The Deep End (1992)
  8. Alpocalypse (2011)
  9. “Weird Al” Yankovic (1983)
  10. UHF – Original Motion Picture Soundtrack and Other Stuff (1989)
  11. Poodle Hat (2003)
  12. Peter & The Wolf (1988)
  13. Polka Party! (1986)
  14. Alapalooza (1993)
Matt Kelly’s Music Video Rankings
  1. Dare To Be Stupid
  2. Fat
  3. White & Nerdy
  4. Amish Paradise
  5. Smells Like Nirvana
  6. UHF
  7. Jurassic Park
  8. Lame Claim To Fame
  9. It’s All About the Pentiums
  10. Headline News
  11. Christmas At Ground Zero
  12. Like A Surgeon
  13. Eat It
  14. Foil
  15. Don’t Download This Song
  16. Handy
  17. Gump
  18. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
  19. Whatever You Like
  20. I Lost On Jeopardy
  21. Ricky
  22. Word Crimes
  23. Ringtone
  24. Perform This Way
  25. Weasel Stomping Day
  26. Party In The CIA
  27. TMZ
  28. CNR
  29. Do I Creep You Out?
  30. Virus Alert
  31. Bob
  32. One More Minute
  33. Polka Face
  34. The Saga Begins
  35. I Love Rocky Road
  36. Close But No Cigar
  37. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
  38. Your Horoscope for Today
  39. Living With A Hernia
  40. Sports Song
  41. Spy Hard
  42. This Is The Life
  43. Skipper Dan
  44. If That Isn’t Love
  45. I’ll Sue Ya
  46. Bedrock Anthem
  47. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
  48. Craigslist
  49. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
  50. Another Tattoo
  51. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
  52. Pancreas
Matthew Milligan’s Music Video Rankings
  1. Dare To Be Stupid
  2. Fat
  3. White & Nerdy
  4. Jurassic Park
  5. Amish Paradise
  6. It’s All About the Pentiums
  7. Smells Like Nirvana
  8. Headline News
  9. Don’t Download This Song
  10. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
  11. I Lost On Jeopardy
  12. Foil
  13. Weasel Stomping Day
  14. UHF
  15. Eat It
  16. Like A Surgeon
  17. TMZ
  18. Lame Claim To Fame
  19. Whatever You Like
  20. Handy
  21. Do I Creep You Out?
  22. Bob
  23. Virus Alert
  24. Gump
  25. Christmas At Ground Zero
  26. This Is The Life
  27. The Saga Begins
  28. One More Minute
  29. Perform This Way
  30. Ricky
  31. I Love Rocky Road
  32. Word Crimes
  33. Close But No Cigar
  34. Party In The CIA
  35. CNR
  36. Bedrock Anthem
  37. Living With A Hernia
  38. Sports Song
  39. Your Horoscope for Today
  40. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
  41. Skipper Dan
  42. Polka Face
  43. Spy Hard
  44. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
  45. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
  46. Ringtone
  47. Another Tattoo
  48. Craigslist
  49. I’ll Sue Ya
  50. Pancreas
  51. If That Isn’t Love
  52. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
Special Guest Song Rankings^
  1. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
    Special Guest: James L Sutter
  2. Nature Trail To Hell
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  3. Amish Paradise
    Special Guest: Robert Bacon
  4. Don’t Wear Those Shoes
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  5. White & Nerdy
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  6. (This Song’s Just) Six Words Long
    Special Guest: Paul Scheer
  7. Genius In France
    Special Guest: Lisa Hammer
  8. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
    Special Guest: Allie Goertz
  9. The Saga Begins
    Special Guest: Rob Harvilla
  10. Everything You Know Is Wrong
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  11. Foil
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  12. The White Stuff
    Special Guest: Jim Logrando
  13. Christmas At Ground Zero
    Special Guest: MC Frontalot
  14. You Make Me
    Special Guest: C Philip Zarina
  15. One More Minute
    Special Guest: A.J. Santini
  16. Bob
    Special Guest: Chris DeMakes
  17. Eat It
    Special Guest: Chris Fafalios
  18. Melanie
    Special Guest: Allie Goertz
  19. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
    Special Guest: Nate Lopez
  20. Albuquerque
    Special Guest: Dave Rossi, Ethan Ullman, Kelly Phillips, Jeff Nucera
  21. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  22. Confessions Part III
    Special Guest: A.J. Santini
  23. Smells Like Nirvana
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  24. Virus Alert
    Special Guest: Jacob Godbey
  25. Germs
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  26. Jerry Springer
    Special Guest: Curtis Fortier
  27. Since You’ve Been Gone
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  28. Party at the Leper Colony
    Special Guest: Loz City
  29. Good Enough For Now
    Special Guest: Cowboy Coder
  30. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
    Special Guest: Jaret Reddick
  31. Your Horoscope for Today
    Special Guest: Gary Mastriano
  32. Polka Your Eyes Out
    Special Guest: Mark Hampton
  33. Polka Power!
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  34. Truck Drivin’ Song
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  35. Bedrock Anthem
    Special Guest: Matt DiStefano
  36. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
    Special Guest: John Wlaysewski
  37. Pancreas
    Special Guest: Mark Popeney
  38. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
    Special Guest: Patrick McDonald
  39. Lasagna
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  40. A Complicated Song
    Special Guest: Robert Bacon
  41. Frank’s 2000″ TV
    Special Guest: Josh Forbes
  42. Yoda
    Special Guest: Brendan B. Brown
  43. My Own Eyes
    Special Guest: Mark Popeney
  44. I Lost on Jeopardy
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  45. Like A Surgeon
    Special Guest: Chris Fafalios
  46. Handy
    Special Guest: Eric Appel
  47. It’s All About the Pentiums
    Special Guest: Eric Conner
  48. King of Suede
    Special Guest: Jim Logrando
  49. Good Old Days
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  50. Trigger Happy
    Special Guest: A.J. Santini
  51. Waffle King
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  52. The Night Santa Went Crazy
    Special Guest: Lily Hirsch
  53. CNR
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  54. Grapefruit Diet
    Special Guest: Levi Wilson
  55. The Alternative Polka
    Special Guest: Ray Padgett
  56. Gump
    Special Guest: C Philip Zarina
  57. Don’t Download This Song
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  58. Party In The CIA
    Special Guest: MC Frontalot
  59. Word Crimes
    Special Guest: Big Merla
  60. Sports Song
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  61. Achy Breaky Song
    Special Guest: Taylor Morden
  62. Trash Day
    Special Guest: Josh Pilch
  63. Livin’ in the Fridge
    Special Guest: Kevin Shinick
  64. Spam
    Special Guest: Olive Hui
  65. You’re Pitiful
    Special Guest: John Wlaysewski
  66. The Hot Rocks Polka
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  67. Syndicated Inc.
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  68. Hooked On Polkas
    Special Guest: James Kochalka
  69. Perform This Way
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  70. Canadian Idiot
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  71. When I Was Your Age
    Special Guests: Schaffer the Darklord & MC Lars
  72. TMZ
    Special Guest: Eric Conner
  73. Living With A Hernia
    Special Guest: Jim Logrando
  74. Peter & The Wolf
    Special Guest: Mark Popeney
  75. Let Me Be Your Hog
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  76. Phony Calls
    Special Guest: Dave Rossi & Ethan Ullman
  77. It’s Still Billy Joel To Me
    Special Guest: Dustin Rubin
  78. Taco Grande
    Special Guest: Lily Hirsch
  79. Weasel Stomping Day
    Special Guest: Tony Hartman
  80. I’ll Sue Ya
    Special Guest: Dave Rossi & Ethan Ullman
  81. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
    Special Guest: Levi Wilson

^At the end of each episode, special guests rank the song they’ve selected against all previous guest song choices, and are then allowed to re-rank one other song on this list if they feel its current position is not accurate. Consequently, the position of a song on this list is not necessarily reflective of the original guest’s opinion of that track, nor is it in any way reflective of the views of your hosts.

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