Weird Al-Gorithm Podcast

The entire career of “Weird Al” Yankovic,
analyzed & dissected one song at a time.
Hosted by Matt Kelly & Matthew Milligan.

Listen now on Spotify, iHeart, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts
Matt Kelly’s Parody Rankings
  1. I Think I’m A Clone Now
    Even Worse, 1988
  2. It’s All About the Pentiums
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  3. Amish Paradise
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  4. Smells Like Nirvana
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  5. White & Nerdy
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  6. Yoda
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  7. I Lost on Jeopardy
    In 3-D, 1984
  8. Fat
    Even Worse, 1988
  9. Headline News
    1994
  10. The Saga Begins
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  11. Word Crimes
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  12. A Complicated Song
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  13. Gump
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  14. Confessions Part III
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  15. Foil
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  16. Whatever You Like
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  17. Handy
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  18. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  19. Jerry Springer
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  20. Livin’ In The Fridge
    Alapalooza, 1993
  21. I Can’t Watch This
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  22. Like A Surgeon
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1986
  23. Party In The CIA
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  24. Spam
    UHF, 1989
  25. (This Song’s Just) Six Words Long
    Even Worse, 1988
  26. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  27. The White Stuff
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  28. Ricky
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  29. Eat It
    In 3-D, 1984
  30. TMZ
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  31. eBay
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  32. Lasagna
    Even Worse, 1988
  33. Perform This Way
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  34. Phony Calls
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  35. Addicted To Spuds
    Polka Party, 1986
  36. Syndicated Inc.
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  37. Jurassic Park
    Alapalooza, 1993
  38. You’re Pitiful
    2006
  39. Trash Day
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  40. Taco Grande
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  41. Theme from Rocky XIII
    In 3-D, 1984
  42. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
    UHF, 1989
  43. My Bologna
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  44. I Love Rocky Road
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  45. Alimony
    Even Worse, 1988
  46. Living With A Hernia
    Polka Party, 1986
  47. Canadian Idiot
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  48. King of Suede
    In 3-D, 1984
  49. Another One Rides The Bus
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  50. Cavity Search
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  51. Bedrock Anthem
    Alapalooza, 1993
  52. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1986
  53. Grapefruit Diet
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  54. Do I Creep You Out?
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  55. She Drives Like Crazy
    UHF, 1989
  56. Here’s Johnny
    Polka Party, 1986
  57. Isle Thing
    UHF, 1989
  58. Couch Potato
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  59. Another Tattoo
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  60. Achy Breaky Song
    Alapalooza, 1993
  61. Stop Draggin’ My Car Around
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  62. The Brady Bunch
    In 3-D, 1984
  63. I Want A New Duck
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1986
  64. Inactive
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  65. Ode To A Superhero
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  66. The Plumbing Song
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  67. Toothless People
    Polka Party, 1986

Matthew Milligan’s Parody Rankings
  1. Headline News
    1994
  2. White & Nerdy
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  3. Yoda
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  4. Like A Surgeon
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  5. I Lost On Jeopardy
    In 3-D, 1984
  6. Amish Paradise
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  7. Smells Like Nirvana
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  8. Fat
    Even Worse, 1988
  9. (This Song’s Just) Six Words Long
    Even Worse, 1988
  10. Foil
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  11. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  12. Gump
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  13. Eat It
    In 3-D, 1984
  14. It’s All About the Pentiums
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  15. The Saga Begins
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  16. My Bologna
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  17. Whatever You Like
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  18. Confessions Part III
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  19. Handy
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  20. Word Crimes
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  21. I Think I’m A Clone Now
    Even Worse, 1988
  22. Spam
    UHF, 1989
  23. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
    UHF, 1989
  24. Jurassic Park
    Alapalooza, 1993
  25. Party In The CIA
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  26. Theme from Rocky XIII
    In 3-D, 1984
  27. The White Stuff
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  28. I Love Rocky Road
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  29. Addicted To Spuds
    Polka Party, 1986
  30. Phony Calls
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  31. TMZ
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  32. eBay
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  33. I Can’t Watch This
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  34. Perform This Way
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  35. Trash Day
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  36. Alimony
    Even Worse, 1988
  37. Ricky
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  38. Jerry Springer
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  39. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  40. She Drives Like Crazy
    UHF, 1989
  41. Taco Grande
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  42. Bedrock Anthem
    Alapalooza, 1993
  43. Lasagna
    Even Worse, 1988
  44. Syndicated Inc.
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  45. A Complicated Song
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  46. King of Suede
    In 3-D, 1984
  47. You’re Pitiful
    2006
  48. Here’s Johnny
    Polka Party, 1986
  49. Grapefruit Diet
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  50. Livin’ In The Fridge
    Alapalooza, 1993
  51. Living With A Hernia
    Polka Party, 1986
  52. Another One Rides The Bus
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  53. Cavity Search
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  54. Canadian Idiot
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  55. The Brady Bunch
    In 3-D, 1984
  56. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  57. Do I Creep You Out?
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  58. Stop Draggin’ My Car Around
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  59. Isle Thing
    UHF, 1989
  60. Achy Breaky Song
    Alapalooza, 1993
  61. The Plumbing Song
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  62. Couch Potato
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  63. Inactive
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  64. I Want A New Duck
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  65. Another Tattoo
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  66. Toothless People
    Polka Party, 1986
  67. Ode To A Superhero
    Poodle Hat, 2003
Matt Kelly’s Original Rankings
  1. Everything You Know Is Wrong
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  2. UHF
    UHF, 1989
  3. Dare To Be Stupid
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  4. Frank’s 2000″ TV
    Alapalooza, 1993
  5. Melanie
    Even Worse, 1988
  6. I Remember Larry
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  7. Skipper Dan
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  8. Lame Claim To Fame
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  9. Albuquerque
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  10. Hardware Store
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  11. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  12. Nature Trail To Hell
    In 3-D, 1984
  13. This Is The Life
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  14. You Make Me
    Even Worse, 1988
  15. Since You’ve Been Gone
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  16. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  17. Close But No Cigar
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  18. Bob
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  19. Dog Eat Dog
    Polka Party, 1986
  20. I’m So Sick Of You
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  21. Ringtone
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  22. Your Horoscope for Today
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  23. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  24. One More Minute
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  25. First World Problems
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  26. My Baby’s in Love with Eddie Vedder
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  27. Don’t Download This Song
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  28. Trigger Happy
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  29. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
    UHF, 1989
  30. The Check’s In The Mail
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  31. Christmas At Ground Zero
    Polka Party, 1986
  32. Midnight Star
    In 3-D, 1984
  33. The Weird Al Show Theme
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  34. Generic Blues
    UHF, 1989
  35. Good Old Days
    Even Worse, 1988
  36. Twister
    Even Worse, 1988
  37. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  38. Wanna B Ur Lovr
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  39. The Night Santa Went Crazy
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  40. Waffle King
    Alapalooza, 1993
  41. Don’t Wear Those Shoes
    Polka Party, 1986
  42. Genius in France
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  43. CNR
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  44. Virus Alert
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  45. The Brain Song
    Medium Rarities, 2017
  46. I Was Only Kidding
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  47. Sports Song
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  48. Weasel Stomping Day
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  49. Mr. Popeil
    In 3-D, 1984
  50. Mission Statement
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  51. Pancreas
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  52. Germs
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  53. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars
    UHF, 1989
  54. Velvet Elvis
    Even Worse, 1988
  55. Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  56. She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
    Alapalooza, 1993
  57. When I Was Your Age
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  58. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
    Even Worse, 1988
  59. Good Enough For Now
    Polka Party, 1986
  60. I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  61. My Own Eyes
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  62. Party at the Leper Colony
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  63. Truck Drivin’ Song
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  64. Craigslist
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  65. Spy Hard
    1994
  66. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
    Alapalooza, 1993
  67. Talk Soup
    Alapalooza, 1993
  68. Young, Dumb & Ugly
    Alapalooza, 1993
  69. Airline Amy
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  70. Let Me Be Your Hog
    UHF, 1989
  71. If That Isn’t Love
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  72. Happy Birthday
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  73. One Of Those Days
    Polka Party, 1986
  74. Cable TV
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  75. I’ll Sue Ya
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  76. That Boy Could Dance
    In 3-D, 1984
  77. Buy Me A Condo
    In 3-D, 1984
  78. Such A Groovy Guy
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  79. Traffic Jam
    Alapalooza, 1993
  80. Gotta Boogie
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  81. Callin’ in Sick
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  82. Buckingham Blues
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
Matthew Milligan’s Original Rankings
  1. Frank’s 2000″ TV
    Alapalooza, 1993
  2. Albuquerque
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  3. UHF
    UHF, 1989
  4. Dare To Be Stupid
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  5. Skipper Dan
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  6. Genius in France
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  7. Hardware Store
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  8. Pancreas
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  9. I Remember Larry
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  10. Everything You Know Is Wrong
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  11. Airline Amy
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  12. Melanie
    Even Worse, 1988
  13. Nature Trail To Hell
    In 3-D, 1984
  14. Good Old Days
    Even Worse, 1988
  15. Your Horoscope for Today
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  16. Trigger Happy
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  17. Virus Alert
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  18. Dog Eat Dog
    Polka Party, 1986
  19. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  20. Bob
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  21. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  22. Wanna B Ur Lovr
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  23. I’m So Sick Of You
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  24. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
    UHF, 1989
  25. I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  26. Mr. Popeil
    In 3-D, 1984
  27. Midnight Star
    In 3-D, 1984
  28. One More Minute
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  29. You Make Me
    Even Worse, 1988
  30. This Is The Life
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  31. Close But No Cigar
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  32. Mission Statement
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  33. Germs
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  34. The Night Santa Went Crazy
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  35. Christmas At Ground Zero
    Polka Party, 1986
  36. Since You’ve Been Gone
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  37. Truck Drivin’ Song
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  38. Don’t Download This Song
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  39. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  40. My Baby’s in Love with Eddie Vedder
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  41. Ringtone
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  42. Velvet Elvis
    Even Worse, 1988
  43. She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
    Alapalooza, 1993
  44. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars
    UHF, 1989
  45. First World Problems
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  46. I’ll Sue Ya
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  47. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  48. Lame Claim To Fame
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  49. Generic Blues
    UHF, 1989
  50. The Weird Al Show Theme
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  51. I Was Only Kidding
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  52. Waffle King
    Alapalooza, 1993
  53. Twister
    Even Worse, 1988
  54. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
    Even Worse, 1988
  55. CNR
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  56. Good Enough For Now
    Polka Party, 1986
  57. Don’t Wear Those Shoes
    Polka Party, 1986
  58. Traffic Jam
    Alapalooza, 1993
  59. Buy Me A Condo
    In 3-D, 1984
  60. Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  61. Craigslist
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  62. The Brain Song
    Medium Rarities, 2017
  63. Party at the Leper Colony
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  64. Weasel Stomping Day
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  65. Sports Song
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  66. Callin’ in Sick
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  67. Young, Dumb & Ugly
    Alapalooza, 1993
  68. When I Was Your Age
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  69. The Check’s In The Mail
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  70. That Boy Could Dance
    In 3-D, 1984
  71. Happy Birthday
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  72. Gotta Boogie
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  73. My Own Eyes
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  74. If That Isn’t Love
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  75. Talk Soup
    Alapalooza, 1993
  76. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
    Alapalooza, 1993
  77. Cable TV
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  78. Let Me Be Your Hog
    UHF, 1989
  79. One Of Those Days
    Polka Party, 1986
  80. Such A Groovy Guy
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  81. Spy Hard
    1994
  82. Buckingham Blues
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983

Matt Kelly’s Polka Rankings
  1. The Alternative Polka
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  2. Polka Power!
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  3. Polka Face
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  4. Polka Your Eyes Out
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  5. NOW That’s What I Call Polka!
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  6. Angry White Boy Polka
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  7. Hooked On Polkas
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  8. Polkarama!
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  9. Bohemian Polka
    Alapalooza, 1993
  10. Polkas On 45
    In 3-D, 1984
  11. Polka Party!
    Polka Party, 1986
  12. The Hot Rocks Polka
    UHF, 1989
  13. Polkamon
    Pokémon The Movie 2000, 2000

Matthew Milligan’s Polka Rankings
  1. Polka Power!
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  2. Polka Face
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  3. Polkarama!
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  4. The Alternative Polka
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  5. Polka Your Eyes Out
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  6. Angry White Boy Polka
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  7. Polka Party!
    Polka Party, 1986
  8. NOW That’s What I Call Polka!
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  9. The Hot Rocks Polka
    UHF, 1989
  10. Hooked On Polkas
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  11. Polkas on 45
    In 3-D, 1984
  12. Polkamon
    Pokémon The Movie 2000, 2000
  13. Bohemian Polka
    Alapalooza, 1993
Matt Kelly’s Album Rankings
  1. Bad Hair Day (1996)
  2. Even Worse (1988)
  3. Running With Scissors (1999)
  4. Dare To Be Stupid (1985)
  5. Straight Outta Lynwood (2006)
  6. In 3-D (1984)
  7. Alpocalypse (1984)
  8. Off The Deep End (1992)
  9. “Weird Al” Yankovic (1983)
  10. Polka Party! (1986)
  11. Alapalooza (1993)
  12. Poodle Hat (2003)
  13. Peter & The Wolf (1988)
  14. UHF – Original Motion Picture Soundtrack and Other Stuff (1989)

Matthew Milligan’s Album Rankings
  1. Even Worse (1988)
  2. Running With Scissors (1999)
  3. Bad Hair Day (1996)
  4. In 3-D (1984)
  5. Dare To Be Stupid (1985)
  6. Straight Outta Lynwood (2006)
  7. Off The Deep End (1992)
  8. Alpocalypse (2011)
  9. “Weird Al” Yankovic (1983)
  10. UHF – Original Motion Picture Soundtrack and Other Stuff (1989)
  11. Poodle Hat (2003)
  12. Peter & The Wolf (1988)
  13. Polka Party! (1986)
  14. Alapalooza (1993)
Matt Kelly’s Music Video Rankings
  1. Dare To Be Stupid
  2. Fat
  3. White & Nerdy
  4. Amish Paradise
  5. Smells Like Nirvana
  6. UHF
  7. Jurassic Park
  8. Lame Claim To Fame
  9. It’s All About the Pentiums
  10. Headline News
  11. Christmas At Ground Zero
  12. Like A Surgeon
  13. Eat It
  14. Foil
  15. Don’t Download This Song
  16. Handy
  17. Gump
  18. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
  19. Whatever You Like
  20. I Lost On Jeopardy
  21. Ricky
  22. First World Problems
  23. Mission Statement
  24. Word Crimes
  25. Ringtone
  26. Perform This Way
  27. Weasel Stomping Day
  28. Party In The CIA
  29. TMZ
  30. CNR
  31. Do I Creep You Out?
  32. Virus Alert
  33. Bob
  34. One More Minute
  35. Polka Face
  36. The Saga Begins
  37. I Love Rocky Road
  38. Close But No Cigar
  39. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
  40. Your Horoscope for Today
  41. Living With A Hernia
  42. Sports Song
  43. Spy Hard
  44. This Is The Life
  45. Skipper Dan
  46. If That Isn’t Love
  47. I’ll Sue Ya
  48. Bedrock Anthem
  49. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
  50. Craigslist
  51. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
  52. Another Tattoo
  53. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
  54. Pancreas
Matthew Milligan’s Music Video Rankings
  1. Dare To Be Stupid
  2. Fat
  3. White & Nerdy
  4. Jurassic Park
  5. Amish Paradise
  6. It’s All About the Pentiums
  7. Smells Like Nirvana
  8. Headline News
  9. Don’t Download This Song
  10. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
  11. I Lost On Jeopardy
  12. Foil
  13. Weasel Stomping Day
  14. UHF
  15. Eat It
  16. Like A Surgeon
  17. TMZ
  18. Lame Claim To Fame
  19. Whatever You Like
  20. Handy
  21. Do I Creep You Out?
  22. Bob
  23. Virus Alert
  24. Gump
  25. Christmas At Ground Zero
  26. This Is The Life
  27. The Saga Begins
  28. One More Minute
  29. Perform This Way
  30. Ricky
  31. I Love Rocky Road
  32. First World Problems
  33. Mission Statement
  34. Word Crimes
  35. Close But No Cigar
  36. Party In The CIA
  37. CNR
  38. Bedrock Anthem
  39. Living With A Hernia
  40. Sports Song
  41. Your Horoscope for Today
  42. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
  43. Skipper Dan
  44. Polka Face
  45. Spy Hard
  46. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
  47. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
  48. Ringtone
  49. Another Tattoo
  50. Craigslist
  51. I’ll Sue Ya
  52. Pancreas
  53. If That Isn’t Love
  54. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
Special Guest Song Rankings^
  1. Smells Like Nirvana
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  2. Nature Trail To Hell
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  3. Amish Paradise
    Special Guest: Robert Bacon
  4. Don’t Wear Those Shoes
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  5. White & Nerdy
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  6. (This Song’s Just) Six Words Long
    Special Guest: Paul Scheer
  7. Genius In France
    Special Guest: Lisa Hammer
  8. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
    Special Guest: Allie Goertz
  9. The Saga Begins
    Special Guest: Rob Harvilla
  10. Everything You Know Is Wrong
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  11. Foil
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  12. The White Stuff
    Special Guest: Jim Logrando
  13. Christmas At Ground Zero
    Special Guest: MC Frontalot
  14. You Make Me
    Special Guest: C Philip Zarina
  15. One More Minute
    Special Guest: A.J. Santini
  16. Bob
    Special Guest: Chris DeMakes
  17. Eat It
    Special Guest: Chris Fafalios
  18. Melanie
    Special Guest: Allie Goertz
  19. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
    Special Guest: Nate Lopez
  20. Albuquerque
    Special Guest: Dave Rossi, Ethan Ullman, Kelly Phillips, Jeff Nucera
  21. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  22. Confessions Part III
    Special Guest: A.J. Santini
  23. Virus Alert
    Special Guest: Jacob Godbey
  24. Germs
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  25. Jerry Springer
    Special Guest: Curtis Fortier
  26. Since You’ve Been Gone
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  27. Party at the Leper Colony
    Special Guest: Loz City
  28. Good Enough For Now
    Special Guest: Cowboy Coder
  29. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
    Special Guest: Jaret Reddick
  30. First World Problems
    Special Guest: A.J. Santini
  31. Your Horoscope for Today
    Special Guest: Gary Mastriano
  32. Polka Your Eyes Out
    Special Guest: Mark Hampton
  33. Polka Power!
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  34. Truck Drivin’ Song
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  35. Bedrock Anthem
    Special Guest: Matt DiStefano
  36. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
    Special Guest: John Wlaysewski
  37. Pancreas
    Special Guest: Mark Popeney
  38. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
    Special Guest: Patrick McDonald
  39. Lasagna
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  40. A Complicated Song
    Special Guest: Robert Bacon
  41. Frank’s 2000″ TV
    Special Guest: Josh Forbes
  42. Yoda
    Special Guest: Brendan B. Brown
  43. My Own Eyes
    Special Guest: Mark Popeney
  44. I Lost on Jeopardy
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  45. Like A Surgeon
    Special Guest: Chris Fafalios
  46. Handy
    Special Guest: Eric Appel
  47. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
    Special Guest: James L Sutter
  48. It’s All About the Pentiums
    Special Guest: Eric Conner
  49. King of Suede
    Special Guest: Jim Logrando
  50. Good Old Days
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  51. Trigger Happy
    Special Guest: A.J. Santini
  52. Waffle King
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  53. The Night Santa Went Crazy
    Special Guest: Lily Hirsch
  54. CNR
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  55. Grapefruit Diet
    Special Guest: Levi Wilson
  56. The Alternative Polka
    Special Guest: Ray Padgett
  57. Gump
    Special Guest: C Philip Zarina
  58. Don’t Download This Song
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  59. Party In The CIA
    Special Guest: MC Frontalot
  60. Mission Statement
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  61. Word Crimes
    Special Guest: Big Merla
  62. Sports Song
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  63. Achy Breaky Song
    Special Guest: Taylor Morden
  64. Trash Day
    Special Guest: Josh Pilch
  65. Livin’ in the Fridge
    Special Guest: Kevin Shinick
  66. Spam
    Special Guest: Olive Hui
  67. You’re Pitiful
    Special Guest: John Wlaysewski
  68. The Hot Rocks Polka
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  69. Syndicated Inc.
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  70. Hooked On Polkas
    Special Guest: James Kochalka
  71. Perform This Way
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  72. Canadian Idiot
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  73. When I Was Your Age
    Special Guests: Schaffer the Darklord & MC Lars
  74. TMZ
    Special Guest: Eric Conner
  75. Living With A Hernia
    Special Guest: Jim Logrando
  76. Peter & The Wolf
    Special Guest: Mark Popeney
  77. Let Me Be Your Hog
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  78. Phony Calls
    Special Guest: Dave Rossi & Ethan Ullman
  79. It’s Still Billy Joel To Me
    Special Guest: Dustin Rubin
  80. Taco Grande
    Special Guest: Lily Hirsch
  81. Weasel Stomping Day
    Special Guest: Tony Hartman
  82. I’ll Sue Ya
    Special Guest: Dave Rossi & Ethan Ullman
  83. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
    Special Guest: Levi Wilson

^At the end of each episode, special guests rank the song they’ve selected against all previous guest song choices, and are then allowed to re-rank one other song on this list if they feel its current position is not accurate. Consequently, the position of a song on this list is not necessarily reflective of the original guest’s opinion of that track, nor is it in any way reflective of the views of your hosts.

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