Weird Al-Gorithm Podcast

The entire career of “Weird Al” Yankovic,
analyzed & dissected one song at a time.
Hosted by Matt Kelly & Matthew Milligan.

Listen now on Spotify, iHeart, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts
Matt Kelly’s Parody Rankings
  1. I Think I’m A Clone Now
    Even Worse, 1988
  2. It’s All About the Pentiums
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  3. Amish Paradise
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  4. Smells Like Nirvana
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  5. White & Nerdy
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  6. Yoda
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  7. I Lost on Jeopardy
    In 3-D, 1984
  8. Fat
    Even Worse, 1988
  9. Headline News
    1994
  10. The Saga Begins
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  11. A Complicated Song
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  12. Gump
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  13. Confessions Part III
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  14. Whatever You Like
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  15. Handy
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  16. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  17. Jerry Springer
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  18. Livin’ In The Fridge
    Alapalooza, 1993
  19. I Can’t Watch This
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  20. Like A Surgeon
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1986
  21. Party In The CIA
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  22. Spam
    UHF, 1989
  23. (This Song’s Just) Six Words Long
    Even Worse, 1988
  24. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  25. The White Stuff
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  26. Ricky
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  27. Eat It
    In 3-D, 1984
  28. TMZ
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  29. eBay
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  30. Lasagna
    Even Worse, 1988
  31. Perform This Way
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  32. Phony Calls
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  33. Addicted To Spuds
    Polka Party, 1986
  34. Syndicated Inc.
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  35. Jurassic Park
    Alapalooza, 1993
  36. You’re Pitiful
    2006
  37. Trash Day
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  38. Taco Grande
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  39. Theme from Rocky XIII
    In 3-D, 1984
  40. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
    UHF, 1989
  41. My Bologna
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  42. I Love Rocky Road
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  43. Alimony
    Even Worse, 1988
  44. Living With A Hernia
    Polka Party, 1986
  45. Canadian Idiot
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  46. King of Suede
    In 3-D, 1984
  47. Another One Rides The Bus
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  48. Cavity Search
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  49. Bedrock Anthem
    Alapalooza, 1993
  50. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1986
  51. Grapefruit Diet
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  52. Do I Creep You Out?
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  53. She Drives Like Crazy
    UHF, 1989
  54. Here’s Johnny
    Polka Party, 1986
  55. Isle Thing
    UHF, 1989
  56. Couch Potato
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  57. Another Tattoo
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  58. Achy Breaky Song
    Alapalooza, 1993
  59. Stop Draggin’ My Car Around
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  60. The Brady Bunch
    In 3-D, 1984
  61. I Want A New Duck
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1986
  62. Ode To A Superhero
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  63. The Plumbing Song
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  64. Toothless People
    Polka Party, 1986

Matthew Milligan’s Parody Rankings
  1. Headline News
    1994
  2. White & Nerdy
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  3. Yoda
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  4. Like A Surgeon
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  5. I Lost On Jeopardy
    In 3-D, 1984
  6. Amish Paradise
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  7. Smells Like Nirvana
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  8. Fat
    Even Worse, 1988
  9. (This Song’s Just) Six Words Long
    Even Worse, 1988
  10. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  11. Gump
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  12. Eat It
    In 3-D, 1984
  13. It’s All About the Pentiums
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  14. The Saga Begins
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  15. My Bologna
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  16. Whatever You Like
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  17. Confessions Part III
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  18. Handy
    Mandatory Fun, 2014
  19. I Think I’m A Clone Now
    Even Worse, 1988
  20. Spam
    UHF, 1989
  21. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
    UHF, 1989
  22. Jurassic Park
    Alapalooza, 1993
  23. Party In The CIA
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  24. Theme from Rocky XIII
    In 3-D, 1984
  25. The White Stuff
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  26. I Love Rocky Road
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  27. Addicted To Spuds
    Polka Party, 1986
  28. Phony Calls
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  29. TMZ
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  30. eBay
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  31. I Can’t Watch This
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  32. Perform This Way
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  33. Trash Day
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  34. Alimony
    Even Worse, 1988
  35. Ricky
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  36. Jerry Springer
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  37. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  38. She Drives Like Crazy
    UHF, 1989
  39. Taco Grande
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  40. Bedrock Anthem
    Alapalooza, 1993
  41. Lasagna
    Even Worse, 1988
  42. Syndicated Inc.
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  43. A Complicated Song
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  44. King of Suede
    In 3-D, 1984
  45. You’re Pitiful
    2006
  46. Here’s Johnny
    Polka Party, 1986
  47. Grapefruit Diet
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  48. Livin’ In The Fridge
    Alapalooza, 1993
  49. Living With A Hernia
    Polka Party, 1986
  50. Another One Rides The Bus
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  51. Cavity Search
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  52. Canadian Idiot
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  53. The Brady Bunch
    In 3-D, 1984
  54. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  55. Do I Creep You Out?
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  56. Stop Draggin’ My Car Around
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  57. Isle Thing
    UHF, 1989
  58. Couch Potato
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  59. Achy Breaky Song
    Alapalooza, 1993
  60. The Plumbing Song
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  61. I Want A New Duck
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  62. Another Tattoo
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  63. Toothless People
    Polka Party, 1986
  64. Ode To A Superhero
    Poodle Hat, 2003
Matt Kelly’s Original Rankings
  1. Everything You Know Is Wrong
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  2. UHF
    UHF, 1989
  3. Dare To Be Stupid
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  4. Frank’s 2000″ TV
    Alapalooza, 1993
  5. Melanie
    Even Worse, 1988
  6. I Remember Larry
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  7. Skipper Dan
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  8. Albuquerque
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  9. Hardware Store
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  10. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  11. Nature Trail To Hell
    In 3-D, 1984
  12. This Is The Life
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  13. You Make Me
    Even Worse, 1988
  14. Since You’ve Been Gone
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  15. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  16. Close But No Cigar
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  17. Bob
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  18. Dog Eat Dog
    Polka Party, 1986
  19. I’m So Sick Of You
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  20. Ringtone
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  21. Your Horoscope for Today
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  22. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  23. One More Minute
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  24. My Baby’s in Love with Eddie Vedder
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  25. Don’t Download This Song
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  26. Trigger Happy
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  27. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
    UHF, 1989
  28. The Check’s In The Mail
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  29. Christmas At Ground Zero
    Polka Party, 1986
  30. Midnight Star
    In 3-D, 1984
  31. The Weird Al Show Theme
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  32. Generic Blues
    UHF, 1989
  33. Good Old Days
    Even Worse, 1988
  34. Twister
    Even Worse, 1988
  35. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  36. Wanna B Ur Lovr
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  37. The Night Santa Went Crazy
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  38. Waffle King
    Alapalooza, 1993
  39. Don’t Wear Those Shoes
    Polka Party, 1986
  40. Genius in France
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  41. CNR
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  42. Virus Alert
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  43. The Brain Song
    Medium Rarities, 2017
  44. I Was Only Kidding
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  45. Weasel Stomping Day
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  46. Mr. Popeil
    In 3-D, 1984
  47. Pancreas
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  48. Germs
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  49. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars
    UHF, 1989
  50. Velvet Elvis
    Even Worse, 1988
  51. Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  52. She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
    Alapalooza, 1993
  53. When I Was Your Age
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  54. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
    Even Worse, 1988
  55. Good Enough For Now
    Polka Party, 1986
  56. I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  57. Party at the Leper Colony
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  58. Truck Drivin’ Song
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  59. Craigslist
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  60. Spy Hard
    1994
  61. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
    Alapalooza, 1993
  62. Talk Soup
    Alapalooza, 1993
  63. Young, Dumb & Ugly
    Alapalooza, 1993
  64. Airline Amy
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  65. Let Me Be Your Hog
    UHF, 1989
  66. If That Isn’t Love
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  67. Happy Birthday
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  68. One Of Those Days
    Polka Party, 1986
  69. Cable TV
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  70. I’ll Sue Ya
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  71. That Boy Could Dance
    In 3-D, 1984
  72. Buy Me A Condo
    In 3-D, 1984
  73. Such A Groovy Guy
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  74. Traffic Jam
    Alapalooza, 1993
  75. Gotta Boogie
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  76. Callin’ in Sick
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  77. Buckingham Blues
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
Matthew Milligan’s Original Rankings
  1. Frank’s 2000″ TV
    Alapalooza, 1993
  2. Albuquerque
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  3. UHF
    UHF, 1989
  4. Dare To Be Stupid
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  5. Skipper Dan
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  6. Genius in France
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  7. Hardware Store
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  8. Pancreas
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  9. I Remember Larry
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  10. Everything You Know Is Wrong
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  11. Airline Amy
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  12. Melanie
    Even Worse, 1988
  13. Nature Trail To Hell
    In 3-D, 1984
  14. Good Old Days
    Even Worse, 1988
  15. Your Horoscope for Today
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  16. Trigger Happy
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  17. Virus Alert
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  18. Dog Eat Dog
    Polka Party, 1986
  19. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  20. Bob
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  21. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  22. Wanna B Ur Lovr
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  23. I’m So Sick Of You
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  24. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
    UHF, 1989
  25. I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  26. Mr. Popeil
    In 3-D, 1984
  27. Midnight Star
    In 3-D, 1984
  28. One More Minute
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  29. You Make Me
    Even Worse, 1988
  30. This Is The Life
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  31. Close But No Cigar
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  32. Germs
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  33. The Night Santa Went Crazy
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  34. Christmas At Ground Zero
    Polka Party, 1986
  35. Since You’ve Been Gone
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  36. Truck Drivin’ Song
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  37. Don’t Download This Song
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  38. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  39. My Baby’s in Love with Eddie Vedder
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  40. Ringtone
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  41. Velvet Elvis
    Even Worse, 1988
  42. She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
    Alapalooza, 1993
  43. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars
    UHF, 1989
  44. I’ll Sue Ya
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  45. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  46. Generic Blues
    UHF, 1989
  47. The Weird Al Show Theme
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  48. I Was Only Kidding
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  49. Waffle King
    Alapalooza, 1993
  50. Twister
    Even Worse, 1988
  51. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
    Even Worse, 1988
  52. CNR
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  53. Good Enough For Now
    Polka Party, 1986
  54. Don’t Wear Those Shoes
    Polka Party, 1986
  55. Traffic Jam
    Alapalooza, 1993
  56. Buy Me A Condo
    In 3-D, 1984
  57. Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  58. Craigslist
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  59. The Brain Song
    Medium Rarities, 2017
  60. Party at the Leper Colony
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  61. Weasel Stomping Day
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  62. Callin’ in Sick
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  63. Young, Dumb & Ugly
    Alapalooza, 1993
  64. When I Was Your Age
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  65. The Check’s In The Mail
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  66. That Boy Could Dance
    In 3-D, 1984
  67. Happy Birthday
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  68. Gotta Boogie
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  69. If That Isn’t Love
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  70. Talk Soup
    Alapalooza, 1993
  71. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
    Alapalooza, 1993
  72. Cable TV
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  73. Let Me Be Your Hog
    UHF, 1989
  74. One Of Those Days
    Polka Party, 1986
  75. Such A Groovy Guy
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983
  76. Spy Hard
    1994
  77. Buckingham Blues
    “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1983

Matt Kelly’s Polka Rankings
  1. The Alternative Polka
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  2. Polka Power!
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  3. Polka Face
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  4. Polka Your Eyes Out
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  5. Angry White Boy Polka
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  6. Hooked On Polkas
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  7. Polkarama!
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  8. Bohemian Polka
    Alapalooza, 1993
  9. Polkas On 45
    In 3-D, 1984
  10. Polka Party!
    Polka Party, 1986
  11. The Hot Rocks Polka
    UHF, 1989
  12. Polkamon
    Pokémon The Movie 2000, 2000

Matthew Milligan’s Polka Rankings
  1. Polka Power!
    Running With Scissors, 1999
  2. Polka Face
    Alpocalypse, 2011
  3. Polkarama!
    Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006
  4. The Alternative Polka
    Bad Hair Day, 1996
  5. Polka Your Eyes Out
    Off The Deep End, 1992
  6. Angry White Boy Polka
    Poodle Hat, 2003
  7. Polka Party!
    Polka Party, 1986
  8. The Hot Rocks Polka
    UHF, 1989
  9. Hooked On Polkas
    Dare To Be Stupid, 1985
  10. Polkas on 45
    In 3-D, 1984
  11. Polkamon
    Pokémon The Movie 2000, 2000
  12. Bohemian Polka
    Alapalooza, 1993
Matt Kelly’s Album Rankings
  1. Bad Hair Day (1996)
  2. Even Worse (1988)
  3. Running With Scissors (1999)
  4. Dare To Be Stupid (1985)
  5. Straight Outta Lynwood (2006)
  6. In 3-D (1984)
  7. Alpocalypse (1984)
  8. Off The Deep End (1992)
  9. “Weird Al” Yankovic (1983)
  10. Polka Party! (1986)
  11. Alapalooza (1993)
  12. Poodle Hat (2003)
  13. Peter & The Wolf (1988)
  14. UHF – Original Motion Picture Soundtrack and Other Stuff (1989)

Matthew Milligan’s Album Rankings
  1. Even Worse (1988)
  2. Running With Scissors (1999)
  3. Bad Hair Day (1996)
  4. In 3-D (1984)
  5. Dare To Be Stupid (1985)
  6. Straight Outta Lynwood (2006)
  7. Off The Deep End (1992)
  8. Alpocalypse (2011)
  9. “Weird Al” Yankovic (1983)
  10. UHF – Original Motion Picture Soundtrack and Other Stuff (1989)
  11. Poodle Hat (2003)
  12. Peter & The Wolf (1988)
  13. Polka Party! (1986)
  14. Alapalooza (1993)
Matt Kelly’s Music Video Rankings
  1. Dare To Be Stupid
  2. Fat
  3. White & Nerdy
  4. Amish Paradise
  5. Smells Like Nirvana
  6. UHF
  7. Jurassic Park
  8. It’s All About the Pentiums
  9. Headline News
  10. Christmas At Ground Zero
  11. Like A Surgeon
  12. Eat It
  13. Don’t Download This Song
  14. Handy
  15. Gump
  16. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
  17. Whatever You Like
  18. I Lost On Jeopardy
  19. Ricky
  20. Ringtone
  21. Perform This Way
  22. Weasel Stomping Day
  23. Party In The CIA
  24. TMZ
  25. CNR
  26. Do I Creep You Out?
  27. Virus Alert
  28. Bob
  29. One More Minute
  30. Polka Face
  31. The Saga Begins
  32. I Love Rocky Road
  33. Close But No Cigar
  34. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
  35. Your Horoscope for Today
  36. Living With A Hernia
  37. Spy Hard
  38. This Is The Life
  39. Skipper Dan
  40. If That Isn’t Love
  41. I’ll Sue Ya
  42. Bedrock Anthem
  43. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
  44. Craigslist
  45. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
  46. Another Tattoo
  47. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
  48. Pancreas
Matthew Milligan’s Music Video Rankings
  1. Dare To Be Stupid
  2. Fat
  3. White & Nerdy
  4. Jurassic Park
  5. Amish Paradise
  6. It’s All About the Pentiums
  7. Smells Like Nirvana
  8. Headline News
  9. Don’t Download This Song
  10. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
  11. I Lost On Jeopardy
  12. Weasel Stomping Day
  13. UHF
  14. Eat It
  15. Like A Surgeon
  16. TMZ
  17. Whatever You Like
  18. Handy
  19. Do I Creep You Out?
  20. Bob
  21. Virus Alert
  22. Gump
  23. Christmas At Ground Zero
  24. This Is The Life
  25. The Saga Begins
  26. One More Minute
  27. Perform This Way
  28. Ricky
  29. I Love Rocky Road
  30. Close But No Cigar
  31. Party In The CIA
  32. CNR
  33. Bedrock Anthem
  34. Living With A Hernia
  35. Your Horoscope for Today
  36. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
  37. Skipper Dan
  38. Polka Face
  39. Spy Hard
  40. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
  41. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
  42. Ringtone
  43. Another Tattoo
  44. Craigslist
  45. I’ll Sue Ya
  46. Pancreas
  47. If That Isn’t Love
  48. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
Special Guest Song Rankings^
  1. Nature Trail To Hell
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  2. Party In The CIA
    Special Guest: MC Frontalot
  3. Amish Paradise
    Special Guest: Robert Bacon
  4. Don’t Wear Those Shoes
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  5. White & Nerdy
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  6. Genius In France
    Special Guest: Lisa Hammer
  7. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
    Special Guest: Allie Goertz
  8. The Saga Begins
    Special Guest: Rob Harvilla
  9. Everything You Know Is Wrong
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  10. The White Stuff
    Special Guest: Jim Logrando
  11. Christmas At Ground Zero
    Special Guest: MC Frontalot
  12. You Make Me
    Special Guest: C Philip Zarina
  13. (This Song’s Just) Six Words Long
    Special Guest: Paul Scheer
  14. One More Minute
    Special Guest: A.J. Santini
  15. Bob
    Special Guest: Chris DeMakes
  16. Eat It
    Special Guest: Chris Fafalios
  17. Melanie
    Special Guest: Allie Goertz
  18. Trapped In The Drive-Thru
    Special Guest: Nate Lopez
  19. Albuquerque
    Special Guest: Dave Rossi, Ethan Ullman, Kelly Phillips, Jeff Nucera
  20. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  21. Confessions Part III
    Special Guest: A.J. Santini
  22. Smells Like Nirvana
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  23. Virus Alert
    Special Guest: Jacob Godbey
  24. Germs
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  25. Jerry Springer
    Special Guest: Curtis Fortier
  26. Since You’ve Been Gone
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  27. Party at the Leper Colony
    Special Guest: Loz City
  28. Good Enough For Now
    Special Guest: Cowboy Coder
  29. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
    Special Guest: Jaret Reddick
  30. Your Horoscope for Today
    Special Guest: Gary Mastriano
  31. Polka Your Eyes Out
    Special Guest: Mark Hampton
  32. Polka Power!
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  33. Truck Drivin’ Song
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  34. Bedrock Anthem
    Special Guest: Matt DiStefano
  35. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
    Special Guest: John Wlaysewski
  36. Pancreas
    Special Guest: Mark Popeney
  37. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
    Special Guest: Patrick McDonald
  38. Lasagna
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  39. A Complicated Song
    Special Guest: Robert Bacon
  40. Yoda
    Special Guest: Brendan B. Brown
  41. Frank’s 2000″ TV
    Special Guest: Josh Forbes
  42. I Lost on Jeopardy
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  43. Like A Surgeon
    Special Guest: Chris Fafalios
  44. Handy
    Special Guest: Eric Appel
  45. It’s All About the Pentiums
    Special Guest: Eric Conner
  46. King of Suede
    Special Guest: Jim Logrando
  47. Good Old Days
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  48. Trigger Happy
    Special Guest: A.J. Santini
  49. Waffle King
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  50. The Night Santa Went Crazy
    Special Guest: Lily Hirsch
  51. CNR
    Special Guest: Jeff Nucera
  52. Grapefruit Diet
    Special Guest: Levi Wilson
  53. The Alternative Polka
    Special Guest: Ray Padgett
  54. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
    Special Guest: James L Sutter
  55. Gump
    Special Guest: C Philip Zarina
  56. Don’t Download This Song
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  57. Achy Breaky Song
    Special Guest: Taylor Morden
  58. Trash Day
    Special Guest: Josh Pilch
  59. Livin’ in the Fridge
    Special Guest: Kevin Shinick
  60. Spam
    Special Guest: Olive Hui
  61. You’re Pitiful
    Special Guest: John Wlaysewski
  62. The Hot Rocks Polka
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  63. Syndicated Inc.
    Special Guest: Christian Bladt
  64. Hooked On Polkas
    Special Guest: James Kochalka
  65. Perform This Way
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  66. Canadian Idiot
    Special Guest: Kelly Phillips
  67. When I Was Your Age
    Special Guests: Schaffer the Darklord & MC Lars
  68. TMZ
    Special Guest: Eric Conner
  69. Living With A Hernia
    Special Guest: Jim Logrando
  70. Peter & The Wolf
    Special Guest: Mark Popeney
  71. Let Me Be Your Hog
    Special Guest: MC Lars
  72. Phony Calls
    Special Guest: Dave Rossi & Ethan Ullman
  73. It’s Still Billy Joel To Me
    Special Guest: Dustin Rubin
  74. Taco Grande
    Special Guest: Lily Hirsch
  75. Weasel Stomping Day
    Special Guest: Tony Hartman
  76. I’ll Sue Ya
    Special Guest: Dave Rossi & Ethan Ullman
  77. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
    Special Guest: Levi Wilson

^At the end of each episode, special guests rank the song they’ve selected against all previous guest song choices, and are then allowed to re-rank one other song on this list if they feel its current position is not accurate. Consequently, the position of a song on this list is not necessarily reflective of the original guest’s opinion of that track, nor is it in any way reflective of the views of your hosts.

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